Wednesday, June 14, 2006
SAVE SCREECH (or at least his dignity)!!!!!
posted by Anonymous : 11:00 PM
Remember this dude?
Well, apparently he has come upon financial woes and he wants us, the common people, to rally behind the Screechster one last time.
But, you know what? I'm not going to.
What do I owe him? I've got problems of my own. There are starving children across the world, I can barely pay for my own cost of living, and there's countless other ways I'd like to spend my money.
What if there was a foreclosure on my house looming over my head? Do I have the convenience of semi-celebrity power to have people rally behind me? Would an e-mail to Screech or a call to Howard Stern get me anywhere? How am I supposed to sympathize? Even he admits in his story that he has terrible credit, probably because he spent all his money funding a fledgling (at best) stand-up comedy career after his TV fame ended. God forbid that he, like the rest of us normal people, actually has to deal with the day-to-day struggle of working for money and then budgeting it wisely.
But, I digress. "Screeched" is the longest one-syllable word in the English language. And that's because Snapple said so.
Audi.
Remember this dude?Well, apparently he has come upon financial woes and he wants us, the common people, to rally behind the Screechster one last time.
But, you know what? I'm not going to.
What do I owe him? I've got problems of my own. There are starving children across the world, I can barely pay for my own cost of living, and there's countless other ways I'd like to spend my money.
What if there was a foreclosure on my house looming over my head? Do I have the convenience of semi-celebrity power to have people rally behind me? Would an e-mail to Screech or a call to Howard Stern get me anywhere? How am I supposed to sympathize? Even he admits in his story that he has terrible credit, probably because he spent all his money funding a fledgling (at best) stand-up comedy career after his TV fame ended. God forbid that he, like the rest of us normal people, actually has to deal with the day-to-day struggle of working for money and then budgeting it wisely.
But, I digress. "Screeched" is the longest one-syllable word in the English language. And that's because Snapple said so.
Audi.
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