How to catch pneumonia

posted by RICK : 7:17 PM

1) Get a job in the television industry, or similar profession that involves industrial cooling systems.

2) Live in a town with high heat and humidity in an apartment with a window air conditioner that cannot regular its output.

3) Wear only t-shirts between May and October no matter what the forcast or living conditions.

4) Then you just wait for your body to become confused, put its guard down, and catch some sort of godawful respiratory virus.

5) Rinse. Repeat.

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