State of the Union-Secrets Revealed!

posted by m.moore : 2:50 AM

After watching Bush address the nation (or what Robert E. Lee refers to as the 'Union') one thing he said stuck out more than any other. It wasn't his policies on terror, his plans to cope with social security/baby boomers, or even his stead fast stance on Iraq...

Animal-Human hybrids?!

While he was discussing the role of human ethics in the case of stem-cell research, he then described his lack of support for "Animal-Human hybrids" claiming such scientific pursuits were not ethical.

Ethics-Schmethics! We're building Superhumans?! I've never been more excited in all my life! Essentially, somewhere in the world someone is building X-men. Mr. Bush, the cat is officially out of the bag and I'm sure your lack of Human-Animal Hybrid research will result in your Dungeons and Dragons approval rating to fall right through the floor.
(Despite my excitement for these supposed developements,Bush could have very well confused the 'film' The Island of Dr. Moreau for a special addition of Anderson Cooper 360. Hell, sometimes I mistake Wal Kilmer for Anderson Cooper-an honest mistake)

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