Proving a point...

posted by Anonymous : 7:22 PM

How often do you see the words "horse sex" in credible news outlets and it makes you want to click to find out more? Remember the urban legend that Richard Gere had sex with a gerbil? Or maybe it was a hamster. Or was it not a legend? I don't know!

Fact is, it's 2006 and it's time to archive 2005, suckas.

Q: Should we really be calling Dick Clark "America's Oldest Living Teenager"? If you were to put him in a room with a bunch of today's real teenagers, would he really fit in (barring his aged physique)?

A: No. How about we call him "America's Permanent Case of Mid-Life Crisis" if we're going to call him anything. And I can punch him in the nuts, along with his wannabe brother, Tom Bergeron, which is a shitty thing to be if you're going to be anything in life.

Happy 2006!

Comments: Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home