Tuesday, January 31, 2006

How to Watch the State of the Union Address

posted by JDM : 9:24 PM

1. Tivo/DVR it.
2. When ready to watch, pour an adult beverage for yourself.
3. Press play.
4. Fast-forward through the introductions and applause sessions.
5. Drink at regular intervals.*

*If you have enough people, you can play a drinking game. For instance, take shot when the Democrats remain seated and refuse to applaud. Take a shot every time the cameras cut to the First Lady and/or the special guests in the balcony. Take a shot when the veep stops clapping before everyone else, adjusts his suit coat or looks disgruntled in general. If the president pauses for effect after pronouncing a word from his weekly vocabulary quiz, take a shot. And so on ...

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