Ever heard the one about the moccasins?

posted by Anonymous : 12:25 AM

A man walks into a bar carrying a lobster. The bartender, wearing nothing but an apron and a cock sleeve asks what the-- wait, no. The bartender is actually wearing a black sequined dress and is wearing moccasins. But, in order to get the moccasins, he had to kill an Algonquian Indian in the back alley behind the bar before the guy with the lobster walked in. Just to clarify, he killed the indian with a steak knife (serrated, but slighly dull and rusted from the excessive amount of meat-cutting in its 6-year lifespan).

Okay, so a man walks into a bar carrying a lobster, but it's really not a lobster so much as it is a gun. He walks up to the bartender, shoots him in the face, and steals his moccasins.

Moccasins are good footwear, as they are comfortable and can hold up over a wide variety of terrain. But the only way to get them is to kill an Algonquian Indian or a bartender who stole them from one.

Good luck.

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