Coming to a Theater/Video Store Near You...

posted by Anonymous : 12:17 PM

My friend Travis and I rounded up a comprehensive list of upcoming movie sequels, for good or bad. Keep an eye out for these in the coming two or three years:

• Fight Club 2: Final Withdrawl
• Innerspace 2: Siamese Orchid
• Toy Story 4: Everybody Dies
• Hot to Trot 2: Crypt of Malice
• Hot to Trot: Hottier & Trottier
• Final Destination 4: Phil's Pissed
• Speed 3: Hybrid Theory
• Home Alone 4: Necropolis Fissure
• Reservoir Dogs 2: Faux Sphinx
• Half Baked: Nemesis
• The Goonies 2: Real-Time Aberrations
• Passion of the Christ 2: Back to the Barn
• Arthur 3: The Kang Complex
• The Coach Carter Chronicles, Part III: Tittums is Nice, Yo
• Birth of a Nation 2: Fiscal Review
• D.C. Cab II: Straight Up Your Tailpipe
• Mean Girls 2: Crygor's Remains
• He-Man 2: Reverse of the Claw
• Bad Boys 3: Slim Rage Code Orange
• Mighty Ducks 4: Endgame
• Taxi Driver 2: Seminal Vengeance
• Scooby-Doo 3: Durango Finger
• Shrek 3: Return to Sagewood
• Iron Eagle 6: Siege at Scarmiglion's Roost
• The Bad News Bears: Death at High Tide
• Aliens 5: Ripley's Grip
• The Big Lebowski 2: The House of Reconcile
• Austin Powers: Falsetto Lord
• Three Men and a Ho
• Short Circuit 3: Assault and Battery
• Baby Geniuses 3: The Shame Remains
• Rocky VII: The Balboa Confessions
• Wayne's World 3: Uptown Resignation
• Seven: Eight
• Harry Potter and the Pension Plan
• Dangerous Liaisons 2: Bad Cunt

Remember, you heard it here first!

(This is the first report from the Hollywood insiders at Recoil.)

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