Insensitive Blogging

posted by Anonymous : 12:30 AM

I don't think this blog attracts enough attention so much as it would if I typed "fertilizer bomb" or "Bush eats his own shit" or "bin Laden 4 prez" or "Cleveland rocks" or some other keywords that will undoubtedly bring the vigilant eye of Big Brother upon us and this operation we run. Then they'll find the communist codes embedded in our Recoil pieces and then men in black suits will suddenly swarm my apartment and be on me like white man on rice. They'd take me into a dirty interrogation room in a bunker about a half mile beneath the earth's surface to beat the answers out of me regarding my plot to continually create hurricanes with my evil storm machine to pummel the coastline until we have to pay $10/gallon for gas and the government has to instate martial law as people begin killing each other just for fuel to get to work and avoid public transit at all costs.

Of course, even though none of the above is true, it would be cool to be thrown in an interrogation room for a day so I'd get the day off from work.

Now that I've offended most of you and undoubtedly brought this blog under the watchful eye of government-types, I've killed enough time while waiting until my Stouffer's Lean Cuisine spaghetti was finished cooking in the oven. It's not as good if you microwave it, y'know.

Peace.

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