$340 million Jackpot

posted by Anonymous : 11:15 PM

It should be no surprise that when the jackpot reaches obscene levels, it brings out the gambler within us all. Me buying a lottery ticket? Previously unheard of. Well, except for the last time the pot was high (haha, great play on words, so funny, 4:20, dude). Anyhow, it being 10 p.m. and the numbers having been drawn, the Powerball website has come crashing down. But who really wants to consult the TV news for the numbers?

Oh well, I'm gonna go jack off into the ice cube trays.

In the meantime, you guys need to check out Martin & Orloff, one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time, compliments of the UCB cast and a few other comedians from within the Hollywood comic "circle of power."

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