Balding isn't all roses, I tell you.

posted by RICK : 10:45 AM

A lot of people think that those of us, whose hair is rapidly depleating, have it all made. "You don't have to spend 2 hours in front of the mirror every morning maticulously arranging strands of gold," they say. "Bald guys don't have to invest as much on shampoo." "Bald guys aren't subject to to the laws of physics-- like centripetal force." All these things are true, but our lives aren't perfect. This morning I discovered that I'm in the middle of my very first "head-peeling." Last Saturday I got a bit too much sun up-top and now I'm starting to peel. I used to always enjoy this process when it was on my arms or legs or whatnot. Call me a sicko, but trying to get a perfect layer off was always a bit of a game. When its on your head: not so much. Now it just feels vaguely filthy. People are going to think I have dandruf, which I may!, but certainly not to this degree.

Okay. Enough of this nonsense.

HEY! If you get a chance, take a listen to the new MF Doom/DJ Danger Mouse colab, "The Mouse and the Mask." It's 14 sweet tracks that are more or less about Adult Swim characters (Shake, Meatwad, Harvey Birdman, Black Debbie). Sounds rediculous, and yet, it's not. It's quite good. Who'da'thunkit?

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